
Stories, notes, and unfinished ideas. Written at the speed of chronic fatigue.

Life doesn’t play fair, and to be honest, it often feels like it’s actively trying to take me out. But like, not on a date. Which is also unfair.
Skydiving days before brain surgery? Check. Navigating flooded basements while grappling with grief?
Oh, absolutely. Trying to convince a judge I’m “disabled enough” while keeping my humor intact?
Another day in my life.
This memoir is a wild ride through my life’s unbelievably true chaos. The resiliency I’ve had to build, and the absurd humor my family thrust on me. From wrestling with labels like “disabled but not on disability” to enduring medical diagnoses that would make anyone’s head spin, I’ve learned to find humor in the messiest of moments. I have also learned to acknowledge my run-on sentences. What else can you do when the world won’t stop pelting you with moldy lemons?
Packed with laugh-out-loud stories, moments of deep reflection, and even snapshots of real-life absurdities (wait till you see the one where I was officially certified to sort nuts), this book is for anyone who’s ever wondered if they’re doing life “right.” But maybe, just maybe, you’ll find a little joy, hope, and camaraderie in the chaos.
All that said: Hi!
Writer, nonsense creator.
I turn my life’s wildest moments—brain surgeries, explosions, and accidental adventures—into stories and poetry.
I write fiction and nonfiction.
My works blend personal essay, speculative fiction, and humor.
I’m interested in how people live and think inside systems that don’t fit them.
When I’m not overthinking or writing, I’m designing, making art, and finding reasons to laugh at absurdity.
Here are some of those things: